J-J-'s Bohemia

Finish your beer, there are sober kids in India

You don't have to know anything about roving gypsies or Queen's head-banging rock opera to hang out at JJ’s Bohemia — though it could help you score big at the bar’s trivia night. The Chattanooga watering hole opened about a year ago on Martin Luther King Blvd. and has quickly become a central hangout for the city’s hipsters.The barroom has exposed brick walls, dim lighting and utilitarian décor: two red couches at the front, two round tables at the back and a row of cushion-covered kegs along the bar. On Thursday night, one-man-band Scotty Karate took the stage around 11 p.m., wearing a Willie Nelson T-shirt and buffalo wig with antlers. His left foot clapped a cymbal, his right foot pounded a drum, his fingers wailed into an electric guitar and he warbled about super cuties and digging holes. He was likely chewing gum too.

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JJ’s regular patrons shout greetings to people who enter, and, for the most part, abide by a sign on the counter that advises, "Finish your beer, there are sober kids in India." If you’re thinking of stopping by the neighborhood hot spot, here’s a tentative schedule of events: Monday: Pub quiz with Eddie Tuesday: $2 Guinness Wednesday: Open mic night Sunday: Movie Night